Crappy Problems

Some people don't have a clue when it comes to being a respectful dog owner. Apparently, someone in my neighborhood is a repeat offender, continuously letting their dog take super-sized steamers right in front of my mailbox. In response to my frustrations, I am posting this sign next to my mailbox, in hopes that the responsible party will be deterred from continuing this blasphemous behavior. I'm not satisfied with those "Curb your dog" signs because they are too commonplace and do not make people think twice. Those signs imply that the underlying message is simply a recommendation, to be adhered to only on odd Saturdays of leap years when the moon is full and the temperature is 57 degrees at 2:30pm.

This sign, however, portrays consequence.

If this doesn't work, I'm upgrading to a bigger sign and a webcam.

I also had some fun over at diy.despair.com: